aboutbooksanddreams:

threesixtyfivebooks:

bookphile:

One of the worst things, one of the most heartbreaking things about Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is the fact that Harry finds out what his mother’s last moments alive were. He actually repeatedly hears his mother dying, pleading for his life, then her screaming, accompanied by the pain in his scar, plus despair and feeling that he’ll never be happy again that the dementors carry around with them.

He was 13 years old at the time.

Next time you hear someone say that they don’t like Harry because he’s whiny and annoying, remind them of that.

And he actually doesn’t want it to stop because it’s the only time he can remember hearing his parents’ voices

Somehow it got worse…

Anonymous asked:
dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Conversation I overheard at work 

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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booksandhotchocolate:

Whenever I’m recommending a book to anyone:

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“HERE, READ IT.”

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

http://targharyen.tumblr.com/post/95348994094/pica-scribit-headcanon-after-the-war-harry 

pica-scribit:

Headcanon: After the war, Harry uses some of Sirius’s money to buy up some land in Yorkshire and build a park for werewolves to run during full moons, walled off so that they can’t hurt anyone. There’s a safe house in the park full of beds and medical supplies where the users…

overwished:

I learned flirting by playing The Sims 

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

dyellas:

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

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